ciatch monkey

An asshole who just perpetrated an extreme act of douchbagness

Jesse: Dustin how could you fuck my extremely hot mom? You are a fucking ciatch monkey!

by Yukzoo December 20, 2008

catch your breath

shut the fuck up and think about what you doing

Bitch catch your breath with yo punk ass

by 2014Thadon January 26, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.

Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.

by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014

Catch a friendly

To catch a friendly is to engage in a friendly physical dispute with someone. You might want to blow off some steam or expend some pent up frustration with a friend who has been bothering you, so you catch a friendly.

dude 1: "Bro you've been acting like a lil' punk lately. Somebody needs to put you in your place."

dude 2: "What, son?! You trnna' catch a friendly?!"

dude 1: "Damn right son, prepare yourself!"

by KavinKuz September 23, 2018

Craichead

This is a Crackhead but refering to an Irish man/woman/person. This person may or may not be drunk. But they sure as hell are acting like they are.

Person 1: We're such craicheads
person 2: hahaha
stranger: I guess we found the Irish.

by NotAmazingCMan April 26, 2019

catch me if you can

Imperative formor as a dare

A nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2021

Wanna catch this?

Way of asking someone if they would like to hit the blunt that is going around.

Nodizz: Wanna catch this?

Yugiii: Never caught me out on the rotation.

by P-H-I-L-L-Y period June 1, 2009