share coffee

Act where 2 people engage in oral sex that is extremely wet. Wet with saliva, pre-cum and/or lady cum. It's both hot and disgusting, depending on what makes you horny.

"I just shared coffee with my girlfriend, it was so hot!"

"He asked to share coffee with me; it made me want to vomit"

share coffee by Bigb000tyh0e October 20, 2013

eating coffee 

Sucking dick

That girl loves eating coffee.

eating coffee by honest james November 18, 2013

Colombian Coffee Filter 

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

Colombian Coffee Filter by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014

far-coffee 

Alternate word for 'fuck off'. Safely usable around parents, teachers and Christians.

Christian: Praise the Lord!
Me: Far-coffee!
Christian: I beg your pardon?
Me: What? I only said the coffee is far away, calm down.

far-coffee by spookaholic July 2, 2017

shit coffee 

Shit coffee what's to explain

Oh Tom you white faggot icant drink this shit coffee its actually piss

shit coffee by Datmemeguy May 23, 2018

sunnyvale coffee bean 

bring your gf in a dumpster and fuck her then pop a chancre in her ass then make her eat it then make out w/ her then spit it in her vagina then hit her over the head with a coffee mug...dumb bitch

dude this chick pissed me off so i took her out back and gave her a sunnyvale coffee bean...she thought it was erotic

sunnyvale coffee bean by jorDANick November 11, 2008

mr coffee 

the act of urination during intercorce

i gave he the mr coffee last night

mr coffee by curtis lewis October 18, 2006