Childe

One of the many version of Ed Sheeran.

Childe is the Ed sheeran of genshin impact.

by Weirdasbaji December 7, 2022

Child irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of whether or not they have and or want children

Martin is sexually attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they want to have kids. They have a child irrelevant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

metaphorical child

A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.

Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.

by Random quirks March 23, 2016

child

a demon with only the purpose of making you suffer

''I'M GONNA MAKE PEOPLE DRINK ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING THERE TEETH!''
''Stop it your acting like a child''

by X13T October 12, 2019

Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Childe

ginger.

Oh wow Childe is so ugly!

by pooprox April 4, 2022

The Holy Child

A guy with an unusually large amount of female friends some of which act in a sexual manner towards him. Most of the females that know him claim that he has a relaxing personality such as helping with depression and anxiety.

“Yo have you heard that John knows the entire cheerleading team”
“The whole teem?”
“Yah man the whole teem and guess what, I saw him and the entire team leave after a game with beach clothes in their bags”
“...he is The Holy Child bro”

by Nnoble1000 October 11, 2017