like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )
brandon is a puff
by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020
Get the brandonmug. A super senior in high school who can’t talk to girl because they can’t stand the smell from his long dirty hair. He is the most basic spic and is prefers men because he likes to get man handled.
by Llam1941 June 7, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. >Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.
Accordingly:
>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.
Accordingly:
>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.
"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"
"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."
"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."
by DivineKNG October 14, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. He really likes star wars, metal, painting, and his girlfriend. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. The best person you will ever meet. Very funny and pretty
by _green_tea_heh April 9, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.
by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fu king bathroom with his op ass
by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021
Get the brandon hsmug. Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
by The Bible teacher September 22, 2020
Get the Brandon Langmug.