Busy As Brad

To be busier than any other human on Earth, meaning sometimes you have to work as late as 10:30pm. To be busier than Brad is impossible.

Mate... I'm that busy at the moment you could say I'm as 'Busy as Brad'.

Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...

by bradbusy August 22, 2019

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

Pulling A Brad

When a man swims in too much poon. He has way to many girl ''friends''. Is a dick.

"Wow I wish I was Brad, he has so many women around, he's like Brad Pitt but more women."
"Yeah he has way too much poon for Pulling a Brad''

by Fart Chugger69 December 29, 2020

Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

see how it just beads off

I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.

"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*

by toastyflakez April 20, 2022

The Darren and Braden the show

Is funny thing to help watch

Yo want to see the darren and Braden the show

by 33474 university dr union city April 30, 2022

Pulling a Braden

A Ginger leaving calls and other social interactions without saying anything, or spacing out for long periods of time randomly

That Ginger left the call, he Really is pulling a Braden

by Prophetic June 11, 2022