Brenda The Bed

Brenda the Bed was a hilarious auto correct failure that became an inside joke

Hannah: Hey Chris I have the go to Brenda
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep

by idkAtThisPoint August 13, 2018

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Danger bed

When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.

AKA hotel back-yourself.

1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see

by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019

Groupwork in bed

When students fuck.

Jack: Hey, what are you up to?
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.

by JackHT September 17, 2018

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018

Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them

“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam

by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018