Old Bean

British colloquialism:

An affectionate form of address, usually used in a greeting and almost universally said by a man to another man.

Ah good to see you (optional insertion of person's name) old bean. How are you?

Old Bean by Douglas MacIntyre July 16, 2007

Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

Bean Blocked by dominickers October 7, 2011

bean burst

A bean burst is the action of slapping the fuck out of a black males bald head

I gave him a bean burst

bean burst by The bean burster February 25, 2018

Beanbag on water

Term for when you or someone else feels like a beanbag on water, not sinking but it's not floating either. You're not good but not bad, you're just kinda there.

Person 1: You don't look so good
Person 2: Nah i'm just a beanbag on water rn

Beanbag on water by Squid_Ice February 15, 2020

Tijuana Steamer Bean 

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.

Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

Tijuana Steamer Bean by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

Smol bean 

A person who is very cute, little, friendly, or shy and they need to be protected with love also lots of care

"Keep smol bean safe!! Don't let anyone hurt her"

Smol bean by cutegayspace December 8, 2016

Bean man

A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.

Hey, I’m going to summon Bean man tonight

Bean man by Y___u October 21, 2019