Tripped over his own asshole

Someone that is super ignorant, super hateful and super motivated by cruelty. The have become such a large asshole that they can actually trip over it.

When he said, " We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American Culture," he literally tripped over his own asshole.

by Muscratlove April 26, 2021

nuke my asshole

plural of nuke my asshole

aww man, please nuke my asshole

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc August 25, 2021

sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021

Eating old asshole off the street

Hitting rock bottom

Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…

by Rhonda Santis July 30, 2022

the devil's asshole

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.

It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!

by yqwertzx August 27, 2022

blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.

Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.

by Shitshow1986 July 6, 2022

Double-Jointed Asshole

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.

Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.

by pvc1983 October 8, 2022