alabama hot pocket

a hot pocket from Alabama

lets go to Alabama for a Alabama hot pocket

by hunte and zahra June 21, 2016

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Alabama mud flap

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap

B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

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Alabama butter churn

The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant

"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"

by NotNath April 15, 2021

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Too close to Alabama.

When a person too closely resembles or reminds you of a relative to be attractive.

Bro1: yo check hey out she’s fine! Go talk to her!
Bro2: Naw man, she’s too close to Alabama.

by Jack O. Cummings August 12, 2019

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Alabama Basket Weave

When the balls and taint are cupped and gentle pressure with the finger nails is applied causing intense pleasure for the receiver!! Tha Alabama basket weave

Alabama basket weave is best enjoyed when Longer finger nails are used, when applying the weave the pain is pleasure

by Firemuppet July 15, 2013

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