Abseiling

The sex act of wanking yourself off while fingering your asshole.

Hey bro, where's Phil?

He's at home abseiling again.
That cunts fucked, let's go surfing!

by boshev February 10, 2018

Absolution

Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds

Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.

by geoxd657 April 13, 2018

absolute naughton

An absolute legend who gets so much pussy and is very funny

"yo, that G is an absolute naughton"

by Naughtopus June 11, 2018

absoefinlutely

ab·so·efin·lute (adj) ˈabsō-efin-lo͞ot
ab·so·efin·lute·ly (adv) ˈabsō-efin-lo͞otlē

Beyond total agreement, when you know you know it's true, right and proper.

Guns don't kill, people kill and you know that's the absoefinlute truth.
When my boy spits and lays down those proper tracks it's absoefinlutely tight, baby!

by malibuselfies June 14, 2018

absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.

That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.

by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018

Absofucknlutely

when ur absolutely fucking sure about anything....

I am absofucknlutely sure she digging me.

by Santos Racing March 1, 2018

abstractional

A mode of thinking and communicating in abstract terms without being bound by a lack of certainty. Abstractional thinking in contrast to transactional thinking allows for vision and accepts uncertainty. Abstractional communications inherently allow for uncertainty and unknown facts rather than being bound by them. Abstractionists tend to be visionary and inventive types. Abstractional is a challenging paradigm for people who are uncomfortable with uncertainty, i.e. transactional people. Abstractional communication does convey tasks to achieve specific goals but rather provides a vision for achieving exceptional results that change paradigms.

Dr. Inventive is very abstractional in communicating his vision for new products and we transactional engineers don't know how to translate this into specific tasks as we don't know how to manage the uncertainty of his paradigm challenging approach to creating new products.

by Bonehead Dr. S May 10, 2018