Coyote ugly

You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was coyote ugly."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

Ugly

The definition of when someone calls your mom a how so in 5th grade u would call them ugly and they'd run off crying like a little bitch

Kid:Your mom's a hoe
Me:yeah well your ugly

by Your_ugly October 3, 2020

Ugly

Kaitlyn Bennett

You look like Kaitlyn Bennett / ugly

by Cryingfreak March 8, 2020

ugly

you.

you’re ugly.

by bob lmao October 13, 2019

Ugly Mr.PooPoo

you looked this up because somebody called you this but dont worry, on the inside you are Pretty Ms.PeePee

Guy 1: someone called me ugly mr.poopoo
Guy 2: shut the fuck up dipshit

by clayxbh December 3, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>This Ugly Nigga Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>This Ugly Nigga Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>This Ugly Nigga Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

ugly coyote

A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.

Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?

Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.

Jim: So what did you do?

Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.

Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.

by those defs March 16, 2016