Douchebag truck

A douchebag truck consists of these items:
Tinted windows

Lifted way too high
City boys drivers who pretend to be country
Tires too wide for the truck
Blowing smoke through school zones
Compensating for something.

Usually the drivers name is “Chad, Brad, Brett, Brant, Trent, etc.”

That guy is driving a douchebag truck.

by Josiah11699 February 07, 2021

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happy truck

An eighteen wheeler that has more lights on than is necessary.

Driver: Wow, look at that happy truck down the road!

by Charkeisha April 22, 2016

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Meat truck

A juicy woman with mountains of meat in all the right places. She’s slim thick af and got the horsepower to pack a punch should you be lucky enough to bed her.

Damn girl you a ma fuckin meat truck wit dat fat ass. Why don’t you back it up and deliver me the goods boo?

by BUTTCRACKERASS March 19, 2022

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Meat truck

HUGE man. Just absolutely honkin muscles and curves in all the right places. He will tower over u and throw u over his shoulder like it's nothing. He has more muscles and mass than you, your father, AND your father's father combined. He is what all body builders aspire to look like.

Jonathon joestar is a meat truck of a man, he is HUGE.

by Probably_cake January 02, 2023

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Dump Truck Fire

Imagine a dump truck on fire. The garbage in the truck is, whether by accident or on purpose, on fire. The fire can be put out but not until the driver stops. Now imagine they won't stop the truck. In use, it describes a failure in leadership to address a serious problem within an organization, because to do so would mean haulting usual operation.

"The fact that our factory keeps producing vibrators with standard hardware, despite the blue prints calling for metric, is a real Dump Truck Fire!"

by Darwinsdragon April 03, 2024

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