douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.

This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.

by shendrix November 23, 2010

Douche Bag

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.

That douche bag just stole my girl.

by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015

Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 10, 2023

Bag of Rags

A group of women friends on their periods at the same time

Wow, my girlfriend and her friend are just a bag of rags this week.

by LightningH January 25, 2016

Blue Bagging

Holding a blue Forest Service bag below your asshole and taking a shit, usually done in the far depths of the wilderness to protect the environment and other adventurers' well-being. These are most common in snowy mountain environments where buried poop would become exposed again within a few weeks.

(National Forest Ranger): Thanks for signing into the climbing register! In case you haven't heard, there's no toilet on the mountain this year. Did you pick up some of our waste disposal bags?

(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...

(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.

(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.

by MountainClimber August 1, 2012

Bags and Lines

Eyebags and wrinkles

Ever since i hit 30, my bags and lines became really obvious!

by Butterjem June 7, 2017

Bag Out

Australian Slang - To diss, criticise or bad mouth.

Example 1:

P1 "not to bag out your work but you've done better.. "

P2 *silence*

Example 2:
P1 -"your bike is looking pretty fucked"
P2 - "man, why you bagging out my bike?"

by Normanthenorman January 28, 2023