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windows vista

The next successor to the throne of the most used Operating System franchise, that is Microsoft Windows.
Microsoft Windows Vista touts enhanced security, productivity and experience, whilst enabling and powering the communication and operating enhancements for the next half a decade.
Microsoft Windows Vista is expected to be released to Enterprise Customers in November, and consumers early 2007 alongside flagship office suite, Microsoft Office 2007.
I will surely upgrade to windows vista in the new year.
by Amy Mills September 14, 2008
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Windows

An operating system that was not meant for server operating. It's a fine workstation if you have a recently made computer and windows xp. Windows 98 = HELL
The computer user paid $300 for the liscence for Microsoft Windows.
by MessedRocker December 17, 2003
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Windows 98

Windows 98

When you're nailing your girlfriend and then you shatter 98 window panes over her head.
Guy 1: Bro, I just Windows 98™'ed my old lady last night.
Guy 2: You used an outmoded operating system with her?
Guy 1: You never done that before? That's how I know you're gay.
by Eiffelator April 21, 2010
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window licker

A brand new Private who just entered basic training, and is called this due to the stunned look and apparent lack of jaw control when said Private arrives at his/her basic training company and sees his/her drill sergeants for the first time.
Private Snuffy you dumb ass window licker, quit gawking and get your ass off of my bus!
by justjeansandboots March 29, 2013
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Window dressing

The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.
I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.

I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.
by Curtain cum August 29, 2018
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Window Fogger

Similar to a "Window Licker"... An "Open Mouth Breather" that gets close enough to the window causing it to fog up whilst desperately fighting the temptation to acutally lick the window...
That guy is barely smarter than his window licking family... He's just a window fogger...
by Sofa King What March 4, 2009
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Windows

An OS that is good for a wide variety of uses, such as gaming, work, and casual internets browsing. While it is recommended you know what you're doing, it requires less expertise than, say, Linux. Also, it only crashes if you delete system files or get a nasty computer virus.
Guy 1: lulz Windows is teh suxxxors lulz Max is teh best adn so iz linux OmFGGG

Guy 2: ...yeah, you just keep deluding yourself, kid.
by Trar August 3, 2009
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