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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.
Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale
by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019
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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
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Whale shark

The best shark EVER.

Did you know Whale sharks (Rhincodon typus) are known as the biggest fish in the ocean, or gentle giants. A female of this species grows to about 15m or 49 ft. These sharks are known to not show any aggression towards human or other species. They feed on plankton, small shrimp and fish, they are also filter feeders. They swim at a speed of 5 km per hour, migrating a long way, while filtering 6,000 l of water per hour through their gills. They can be found swimming in warm temperature seas, expect the Mediterranean sea. Whale sharks have a layer of mucus on their body, which to the touch is scrubbed off, causing discomfort to the shark. They have a spot on their body that works like a fingerprint. They are silly. An adult whale shark, which less than 10 % actually make it to be one, can weigh something about 41,000 pounds. Their mouths, which when open can be around 4 feet, have no visible teeth, as there are thousands of tiny teeth in there. A whale shark who makes it to adulthood, makes it to be 150 years old. There have been no known records of whale sharks harming humans.
Ex. Wendy:" What is your opinion on whale sharks? "

Garett:" WHALE SHARKS ARE THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET"
by Saturnnz_rings December 31, 2023
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whale den

Another way of saying "well then", just better.
by Rainbuttcorntin January 13, 2017
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Tougher than whale shit

Tough, like REALLY tough! Like tougher than you thought was possible. Could refer to a person, a team, or a terrible piece of meat!
Ivan Drago beat the hell out of Rocky, but Rocky came back and whooped his ass! Rocky is tougher than whale shit!

That steak was so overcooked, it was tougher than whale shit.
by Rhino43050 August 23, 2024
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o whale

Boy 1: o whale! Did you see that hot girl!
Boy 2: you mean Alexandra! Yeah she’s super cool
by W1938 November 21, 2017
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Whale Virgina

Whale virgina is a virgin whale that comes out of the water as a man to fuck your family
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