Black-washing

The act of taking daily showers. Including (but not limited to) washing your hands, arms, legs and feet every day. Washing your hands after using the restroom and before you cook or eat.
She is black-washing before she gets into her clean bed.
by Martha Crewart March 11, 2022
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Black washing

Stop black washing anime characters. Again black washing is not a thing.
by loafer 2000 March 17, 2022
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Black Washing

Person 1: Black Washing exists!
Person 2: No it doesn't
Person 3: Shut up and touch grass no one outside of the internet gives a flying fuck
by shitty_definitions July 22, 2022
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search washing

Creating a highly publicized and searched bizarre but innocuous event to hide search results for previous highly publicized and searched bad behavior.
Why did Papa John create a tik-tok doing the dougie with pizza and a capuchin monkey?!?
He's search washing from when he said the N-word in a board meeting. He's trying to bury the search visibility for that incident so he can start a new pizza company.
by cynicus maxiumus December 10, 2021
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search washing

Creating a highly searched bizarre but innocuous virally popular event to hide search results for previous highly publicized and searched bad behavior.
Why did Papa John create a tik-tok doing the dougie with pizza and a capuchin monkey?!?
He's search washing from when he said the N-word in a board meeting. He's trying to bury the search visibility for that incident so he can start a new pizza company.
by cynicus maxiumus December 10, 2021
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3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023
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Wash the Dog

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."
by DrDirtea February 20, 2016
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