Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

Terry Time

An individual or person who cannot work the 9-5 shift pattern but at an annoyance to their colleagues will only work 10-7

“Hey, has Bob started work yet”
“No he hasn’t you know he works to Terry time!”

by Randomnesslou February 24, 2023

Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.

Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.

by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023

BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.

When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

Zoop time

When you zoop it is officially zoop time.

“Dude are you zooping”

“Yes my guy, it is... zoop time”

by Dr.michael..Jackson October 24, 2019

Bendy Time

A moment where you do so many drugs on top of drinking you get bendy or twisted.

Hey Ricardo you going bang that stinky pussy or come do a line and some shots. It's bendy time baby!!!

by Grannygusher69 September 8, 2021

Feeding Time

A sex move where the woman lays on their side the partner also lays but low or high enough for him to reach the woman boob for sucking and for the woman to jerk off the penis until ejaculation then the woman cleans off the dick or vagina with her moth or vagina by rubbing it against the dick or vag

let's do the Feeding Time pls its the best position for me

by ButtNamer69 July 12, 2021