by symxx May 7, 2022

that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words
at a time
…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words
at a time
…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.
- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.
by Stivchik April 22, 2019

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.
"I'm having a really rough day"
"What's wrong?"
"My dad passed away. 😰"
"👍"
"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."
Or ...
"How are things with Robert?"
"I found out he's cheating on me."
"👍"
"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."
"What's wrong?"
"My dad passed away. 😰"
"👍"
"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."
Or ...
"How are things with Robert?"
"I found out he's cheating on me."
"👍"
"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."
by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016

by Pattythicc22 June 15, 2022

In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.
She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.
by Richmond RichardHof February 24, 2009

Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
by op_position June 6, 2011

The common technique used to save relationships lacking from spice in bed, This move was invented by the legendary Guntuber, Kentucky Ballistics, after he saved his own relationship with living By using the Kentucky thumb
"she was about to leave me for some bearded ak guy , but i used the good ole Kentucky thumb and she gave me those big ole dough eyes"
by Fenrir FireStar May 28, 2021
