That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020

she-eister

To shove illegal substances in the vagina. Origin keister

The cops pulled them over so Jenny had to she-eister her bag of dope.

by Pseudoprosciutto April 23, 2018

awww, she's retarded

A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.

If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.

Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois

She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."

by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021

She’s/He’s Shot

She’s/He’s Shot= They ugly asf

Aye bro look at her

Ooh damn she’s shot 🤢

She’s/He’s Shot= Ugly asf

by Just@mestl314 December 19, 2021

she has her friend

She has her period.

She can't go in the pool because she has her friend.

by Grunt0311 July 10, 2018

SHES

Some thing that look ugly but you called SHESHH

Shesh man got the Dora 90s

by Eiekeije July 2, 2022

she’s kind

something said in an olivia rodrigo song

person 1: damn she’s like so kind
person 2: hey urban dictionary says there’s an error in this form
person 1: oh yea that’s because i forgot to say the exact phrase “she’s kind”

by byeeeebyeeeemsamericainpieeeee June 19, 2021