divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.

person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.

by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023

Whale Hug

When one person (huggie) lays down and hugger lays on top (in any direction), with most of their body weight on the huggie, as if a acting like a beached whale.

Can you not whale hug me while I'm trying to sleep?

by adp723 October 13, 2016

Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.

Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.

by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025

Turf Whale

A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something

Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."

Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"

by chunky_lugi896 May 19, 2018

Whales

a set of numbers, amounts, etc. used to measure or compare the level of something

Aye davo, pass us the whales so we can weigh this 8 ball

by anonymous November 24, 2023

White Whale

A fat white chick

guy 1 "DAMN that chick was fat af bro"
guy 2 "She's one big fucking White Whale"

by Liljewboi420 January 29, 2018

Killer whale

Killer whale is another name for a fat cunt called kyan he got his name as the killer whale when he had a girlfriend that was 6 years old named Caitlin she wanted him to sit on her face and so he did spreading his cheeks and engulfing her entire head she started screaming as she couldn't breathe but the killer whale couldn't hear because he is such a fat cunt and she started getting sucked into his ass to this day she has not been seen

Oh did you hear about the killer whale yeah that fat cunt ate a girl through his ass

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018