Shap Snap
The moment in a conversation when everything stops because it’s been so f*#%ed up that no one knows what’s going on anymore.
Also applies to repeated failed autocorrect attempts while texting.
The moment in a conversation when everything stops because it’s been so f*#%ed up that no one knows what’s going on anymore.
Also applies to repeated failed autocorrect attempts while texting.
by Awshapsnap August 1, 2019
Get the Shap Snapmug. The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.
John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Unicorn Snapped."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
by Incognito_420 February 24, 2021
Get the Unicorn Snapmug. by Littleyeti August 26, 2017
Get the meat snapmug. When the "Z-snap" is just not enough, the infinity snap is used. The infinity snap represents infinite amounts of sass,and the user only ceases to snap after the sassy moment has passed. The formation is that of a sideways infinity sign, or an 8. To infinity snap properly, a person snaps in what will soon be the top right of the formation, arks to the right and diagonally down left, snaps again, and arcs back to the right and up diagonally to the top left, where you snap again. You must continue the motion until the sassy moment has passed, or infinitely, if you have that much sass.
by chrissysadragon September 6, 2013
Get the Infinity Snapmug. Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Get the Snapping Turtle's Headmug. by I am cum May 11, 2022
Get the The snap finishermug. by kJ7 May 27, 2017
Get the banter snapsmug.