Goose

Goose is the name for a person who is handsome, beautiful, amazing and talented. Someone who everyone is lucky to meet. Who you would walk across the earth to meet, who you make dreamy eyes at when you see them. <333

“Have you heard from Goose today?”
“Yeah I talked to him today”

by Pooooooopcaca November 6, 2021

Goosing

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.

"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."

by gewsing August 1, 2017

goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel

I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger

by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024

Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

Goose

a kinky child that weirds out everyone that interacts with them

person1: Bro have you met Goose before?
person2: Yeah bruh they're MADDD weird

by goosey woosey February 5, 2022

Goose

When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.

Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.

by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024