face on a stick

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.

- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.

by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010

pit face

Facial hair, being a beard, mustache, goatee, or chin beard grown by a male prior to attending a concert featuring a mosh pit in an attempt to look more intimidating, less weak, and therefore less prone to one on one attacks. The pit face process usually starts several weeks before the concert date as the excitement builds up to the show and the pit face is shaved off the morning after.

Daughter: Hey Dad you haven't shaved this week, whats going on?

Dad: I've got pit tickets for the big show next month and have started my pit face.

by ATDMan January 27, 2012

Tone of Face

Having a certain look on your face insinuating a feeling directed to someone you may or may not be communicating with. Similar to challenging someone who speaks to you with a certain "tone of voice".

She looked at me with a disgusted look on her face and I told her, "Don't look at me with that tone of face!"

by camguy69 April 30, 2009

toker face

An artificially maintained expression of sincerity despite the urge to space out and smile spontaneously. Similar to a poker face, except used when high on marijuana. Required when the toker doesn't want his/her high to be noticed.

Dude, your toker face is so good! Your mom didn't notice a thing!

by myonduesp June 3, 2011

So face

"So face" is a play on the words "so fake" in relation to Facebook comments, statuses, and well wishes. It points out the pretentious, contrived, and fake information many Facebook users willfully exchange with Friends, or make public from their Profiles. Things like status updates on how they're feeling at any given moment; or that they're so busy or late yet have the time to update their statuses declaring this; or Happy Birthday exchanges between people who only get in touch once a year during their date of birth. There are many other instances of Facebook users feigning interest or positive support.

(You would use it just like you would use the words, "so fake,' but in this case, specifically to Facebook related actions). "She is so face!"; or "You are so face"; or "That is so face!"; or "Look what this person I haven't spoken to in years wrote on my wall, she is so face!"

by onthecouchagain February 22, 2010

Load to the Face

A term popularized by Jason Ellis, describing the act of busting a nut on a female's face.

Bentley has never taken a Load to the Face, so Ellismate recommended doing one in the shower.

by Jacobsmate July 17, 2009

derpy face

A stupid and hilarious looking face often with an awkward smile or crossed eyes

"Look up derp dog to see an example of a derpy face"

by urbancow May 29, 2016