The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
by shmek October 26, 2017
Get the crunch bumpmug. by rarenigs June 4, 2019
Get the keyboard bumpingmug. by DDP3 August 6, 2009
Get the mad bumpsmug. Pronounced BUMP-DAY-BADAY. This is a phrase that will be heard in many rap songs in the near future. It simply means: To grind on a thug, or a badass. Will usually be heard within the clubs.
by Kyle P R October 31, 2007
Get the Bump De Badahmug. A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!
Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!
by What’s up! November 21, 2024
Get the bump squirtmug. " Hey bro, you wanna smoke out when we get off work tonight?"
" Ahh man, I gotta work late but if you wanna load me a bump I could take it real quick on my break"
" Ahh man, I gotta work late but if you wanna load me a bump I could take it real quick on my break"
by JackoTacko May 10, 2018
Get the Bumpmug. bump pretties is when two attractive people have sex. bump uglies is when two unattractive people have sex. (or just people having sex in general)
by httpscherry April 7, 2023
Get the bump prettiesmug.