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Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.
by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021
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Gay boyfriend day

happy gay boyfriend day is August 13th, when you have a boyfriend who is gay with their mates and you third wheel him and his gay friend
my boyfriend is gay with his friend therefore on august 13th he is having gay boyfriend day
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Ratchet Ass Boyfriend

A sorry excuse for a boyfriend that rotates females like a ratchet does sockets.
Jake tadeo is a ratchet ass boyfriend. You know how many other females he be with?
by BlueEyedDevil143 March 27, 2023
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ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!
A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.
by im_fine123 December 15, 2017
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Sex boyfriend

A male which whom you enjoy having sex often as if he was your boyfriend but there is no friendship or romantic relationship involved.
Kyle is the perfect sex boyfriend, he comes to visit often despite both being busy constantly.
by Rick_sanxhez April 23, 2025
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wog boyfriends

sexc and hot and beautiful, best friends

parental approval
by ydocnskakx May 23, 2022
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National Boyfriend Day

A day that single guys find out that every girl they are interested in is taken
I was thinking of asking out Emily, but she posted a pic with some guy on national boyfriend day, so it turns out she is taken.
by anaxe September 29, 2020
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