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Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
by iiTzXan June 26, 2023
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Bastard rovers

We fuckin hate Bastard rovers-Burnley fan
by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022
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big head bastards

The most elite group of people in the universe.
Do you know the BHB group?: Yes , I love the big Head Bastards

Random person:They seem like such fun people
God:they are
by M vee November 3, 2019
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Bastardized

The act of becoming a bastard through baptism.
“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”
by BadBitchAstro June 23, 2021
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Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!
by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
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Giggley Bastard

A person who can’t control their laughter and giggles even during serious moments. This person laughs or giggles all the time, even at times where respect and silence is necessary. For example, during a funeral. This person is usually the most childish of the group.
Jimmy: “Hey John, wanna go out for a drink tonight?”
John: *laughing and giggling*
Jimmy: “what’s so funny?”
John: *uncontrollable laughing*
Jimmy: “you are such a giggley bastard.”
by Kosta V. June 24, 2018
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Butler the bastard

I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard
by Friction Burns July 29, 2018
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