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Mountain Topped

The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).
Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped
by gooserobber January 21, 2011
mugGet the Mountain Toppedmug.

top knot

1. the upper part of the body, joined to the trunk by the neck.
2. in some it contains the brain, but various specimens have been found to be lacking this.
Hey! Watch yer top knot, that branch is low.
by kellymncole March 23, 2008
mugGet the top knotmug.

Muffin Top

the overflowing of fat of a girls abdominal area where it hangs and jiggles when walking.

Usually visible on a overweight chick who wears pants that are 5 sizes too small.
Look at that whale with the defined muffin top.

-vomit in mouth-
by Hecktor Fagot January 18, 2010
mugGet the Muffin Topmug.

Top Shelf

Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.
by DJ Clowney July 25, 2010
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top ramen

Head from a chick with curly hair, like ramen noodles.
Top ramen is good, I don't know what yall talkin about.
by JayJaySmoothe December 28, 2005
mugGet the top ramenmug.

cat-top

Cat-top is a term used to refer to a laptop computer that attracts your cat to sit on top of it usually whilst it's in use due to the heat that's generated from it.
Where's your laptop computer - I need to use it.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.
by Cyberwulf October 24, 2014
mugGet the cat-topmug.

top nobit

A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.
" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"
by calki May 10, 2007
mugGet the top nobitmug.

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