Mountain Topped

The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).

Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped

by gooserobber January 20, 2011

top knot

1. the upper part of the body, joined to the trunk by the neck.
2. in some it contains the brain, but various specimens have been found to be lacking this.

Hey! Watch yer top knot, that branch is low.

by kellymncole March 23, 2008

Muffin Top

the overflowing of fat of a girls abdominal area where it hangs and jiggles when walking.

Usually visible on a overweight chick who wears pants that are 5 sizes too small.

Look at that whale with the defined muffin top.

-vomit in mouth-

by Hecktor Fagot January 18, 2010

Top Shelf

Getting head on top of a parking structure.

Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.

by DJ Clowney July 23, 2010

top ramen

Head from a chick with curly hair, like ramen noodles.

Top ramen is good, I don't know what yall talkin about.

by JayJaySmoothe December 20, 2005

fuzz top

The back view of the person's head in the car in front of you, usually an old person because of the characteristically fuzzy, curly mass that encompasses an elderly persons hair. A fuzz top can be spotted not going over 10 mph and causing you to become frustrated when stuck behind one in traffic. A casual swear term that wont offend grams.

1. That Fuzz Top cant even see over the steering wheel of that beat ass Caddy
2. MOVE IT YOU FUZZ TOP!
3. Sorry Im late, I hope you'll understand I was stuck behind a Fuzz Top.

by CouRtney June 05, 2004

Top Dawg

Your best friend

Dale is my top dawg. We’ve been best friends since middle school.

by beeshman October 02, 2019