jesus cookies

a sarcatic way of answering the question "what r u eating?"
"Joe, what are you eating?"
"Jesus cookies"
by bob saget lova January 26, 2008
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Jesus Brownies

Brownies that look delicious but actually taste disgusting.
Kenya, "Damnnnn! Them brownies look goooood!!!"

Celeste, "Don't even bother getting one, they taste like shit."

Laura, "Hell yeah, I tried one. Them some Jesus Brownies."

Kenya, "Fuck! Well thanks for the heads up."

Celeste and Laura, "No prob."
by LCL24♫ November 28, 2011
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tears of jesus

jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus
by iamjaredcool November 28, 2009
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jesus flip

flip of the hair,or a metophor for masterbation.
it is basically a word that you can make up a defintion for,because it doesnt have a real definition.
i like your jesus flip!!

do you want to help me flip my jesus after school?

i belive that EVERYONE should flip their jesus at least once a day.The only problem is,you'll need to have gloves,a hannah montana cd,and a towel with you.
by the biggest def leppard fan! November 08, 2009
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Jesus freak

1. Someone who worships Jesus everyday. Someone who isn't just a "Christian" on a Sunday.
2. Someone who recognizes the misery and despair in the world and decides to do something about it. Someone with a spine that actually gets up and does something about all the suffering and pain in the world.
3. Someone who doesn't withold the Word from others or bash those who spread it.
4. Someone with a spine.
"Hey, look, that guy actually helped that dying elderly man by giving him warm food to eat and water to drink! Wow, what a Jesus freak!"

"Hey look, John picked up the Bible to read it on a day other than Sunday afternoon ! Wow, what a Jesus freak, right?"

"This guy is dancing like he actually LOVES Jesus! Meanwhile, we're just dancing all stiff and reserved because we don't wanna show we actually love Jesus, right? That would be embarrasing! Anyways, John, such a 'Jesus freak', am i right?"

"This guy saw a homeless man and prayed with him so God would heal him. Wow, what a Jesus freak, right?"
by John3:16=] April 06, 2016
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Jesus Christ

a slang term refering to a man who died about 2000 years ago. Translation: Josh of Nazarath. many people pretend to "love" him. they say "he lives in the sky and is looking down at me!". these gullible people are then taken advantage of.
political leader: I pray every day! and you know what Jesus Christ tells me to do? Just a little invasion, just a little killing, but in the name of LOVE and JESUS and a BETTER FUTURE!! I know you have to fight your heart to believe this, but that's what religion's all about! PRAISE!

silly followers: Beloved Leader! He is correct! i mean, whats wrong with killing? in the bible, people justified their hate all the time by saying "God told me to smite you". Vengefull, that God of ours!!! But in a loving way.
by Daniel Payne April 02, 2005
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Jesus Fetus

A fetus that was aborted for your SINS!!
Marry got a abortion cause god raped her! Then she created a JESUS FETUS!
by FurFur January 29, 2009
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