Tweak time

Someone who is hours late for everything.

Hey girl what are you doing?
Girl: waiting on Nick to pick me up to give me a ride home.

You might as well make a cot girl he on that tweak time.

“Stacy I really want Rain and Brandi to be in my wedding.”
“Well you better tell them 3 hours before you want then here girl because they on that tweak time”

Is Mary ready yet?

No she on that tweak time.

by ashane May 4, 2021

Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face

"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"

by Golden Foot April 17, 2012

Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.

Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.

by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023

BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.

When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

Waffle Time

a **really** sex(y) man who has a huge horse cock

p1: who is the best youtuber?
p2: Waffle Time
p1: true

by Meru da Beru December 1, 2021