Van Dorning

Taking things way to far

The man was Van Dorning when he brought a pocket constitution into class.

by mynameisntmax December 19, 2013

Jeremy Van Dyk

The qualities of being gormless however showing exceptional CPM rate

Hey, I heard that intern is like a Jeremy Van Dyk ;)

by Slagfest August 3, 2022

Van Freckles

The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.

Bitches ain't loyal. Let me Van Freckles her before before I get removed

by J183 November 26, 2021

Van

Van is a guy with most likely blonde or dark brown hair with blue or brown eyes. He is shy but is not shy around his friends, he works hard and enjoys the little things in life. Van has the most beautiful of eyes that you can sometimes loose yourself in. Van is also goofy and caring and loves dogs. When Van is passionate about something he really is passionate about it.

Van, man hes such a loveable soft boi.

by BananaAnonymus August 28, 2021

van Eeden

literally the best surname in the universe. If you know anyone with this surname never let them go, they are the sweetest kindest person ever and you know they will be there for you but if you betray them they will never forget.

"Damn I wish I was a van Eeden"
"Yea me too, who would not want to be?"

by mickylolo June 14, 2022

Van Tha

a smart, beautiful person that works hard everyday . she loves her parents very much and she is a great cook. she’s very sassy but funny and she may look mean at first but she’ll be the nicest person you meet

“Van Tha is so smart, I wanna be friends with her.”

by anontt November 20, 2023

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024