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Hood stamp

A tattoo, usually script writing or Olde English font, of a person's name on the neck. Found between the clavicle and lower jaw.
Damn dude, did you see his hood stamp? He got his baby's mama's last name. Shit is crazy.
by br1ghtdarkness June 15, 2010
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hood slime

The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.
The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning
by mledwards34 October 28, 2010
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suppressed hood

adjective; noun: the things, words, or actions you hold back, because if released they would instantly let the world know where you came from and just how crazy you can truly be.
adj: Jacque was livid when her co-worker, Rita, took credit for her idea. You could almost see the suppressed hood written all over her face. Had they been back on the block, she would have given Rita a piece of her mind; then proceeeded kicked her ass.

noun: While smiling brightly, Jon was thinking about cussing the disrespectful boy clean out. But since he was on the clock, Jon remained just a another suppressed hood.
by WordGyrl May 20, 2010
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Hoode' Boode' Zoode'

A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".
"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"
by Z-Hoode' November 30, 2007
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[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.
Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007
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hood-wash

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.
Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night
by M-tizzleZdizzle August 12, 2008
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hooded poncho

man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room
by strudel77 October 4, 2008
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