Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
Get the That’s why we wear hatsmug. by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 4, 2021
Get the why does this existmug. by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024
Get the Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?mug. 
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug. Example of why-hard:
Questioning on every sentence other people say.
Person ,, Such a beautiful pot.''
Why-hard ,, Why is it beautiful?''
Person ,, Because of that original design.''
Why-hard ,, Why design and how it is original?''
Person ,, Because this design never have been made before, and I just love it''
Why-hard ,, Why it didn't been made before? Why do you love it?''
etc.
Questioning on every sentence other people say.
Person ,, Such a beautiful pot.''
Why-hard ,, Why is it beautiful?''
Person ,, Because of that original design.''
Why-hard ,, Why design and how it is original?''
Person ,, Because this design never have been made before, and I just love it''
Why-hard ,, Why it didn't been made before? Why do you love it?''
etc.
by CoffeeK_ May 27, 2016
Get the why-hardmug.