Tailgate fade

A particularly well trimmed or sculpted version of the “mullet” haircut.

Damn! Look at that fuckin mullet! That’s a straight up tailgate fade. He spent some money on that one.

by radattack February 12, 2021

tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.

I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!

by QuacksO April 19, 2021

Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021

Tail Cock

The act of a person wearing a strap-on on the behind while they fuck from the front.

"I'm not getting tail cocked by my wife's boyfriend ever again."

by Bigmacpattysmack June 2, 2021

tail dust

different word for a fart

“Ah man, she blew some really stinky tail dust.”

by anonymous June 4, 2021

Tail gunner

When you are running through the store to the bathroom but the poo is already hitting the floor

Betsy running for her life but the tail gunner is already firing

by Babbles mcswiss July 20, 2021

Tailuna

The feeling when you accidentally step on an animal’s tail and you kind of get a big feeling of guilt then humour than more guilt for feeling the humour.

I stepped on my dogs tail earlier, I felt complete tailuna!

by A girl with a dog named Millie August 1, 2021