Swain Syndrome

Swain Syndrome is when an individual is only attracted to Asian females. They find no other race attractive. This attraction typically applies to solely Asian females of Chinese, Japanese or Korean descent.

Eddie has Swain Syndrome because he only likes Chinese girls.

by punker123 October 5, 2010

Napster Syndrome

n. A defect in MP3 audio files that results in screeching, buzzing, clicking and popping. This symptom, constantly found in files propagated on networks such as Kazaa, was most prevalent on Napster, whence the name is derived.

For God's sake, this MP3 I downloaded is contaminated with the Napster Syndrome.

by Dave April 1, 2004

frown syndrome

A cranky little bitch whose a downer no matter what.

Even though he got a raise, he still couldn't shake off that frown syndrome.

by Mikey Z July 28, 2005

Drake syndrome

A condition in which females are diagnosed with "drake face". Side effects include looking like Drake.

"Yo.Did you see that girl back there?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She had Drake syndrome."
"Ooo. Shots fired."

by JulianMS January 10, 2014

Duke Syndrome

A disease contracted from playing Duke Nukem for an extended period of time.

Side effects include:

- Constant sexual innuendos
- Thinking you're tougher than you actually are
- Swearing. A LOT
- Talking in a low, raspy voice

Joe: Hey man, what's up?
Tim: Go fuck yourself. I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
Joe: What the fuck?
Matt: Don't mind him, he's been playing Duke Nukem Forever for 3 days. He's got a major case of Duke Syndrome.

by TheHurriquake June 18, 2011

Ihatemath syndrome

A feeling of hatred or any kind of anger to math when you see a math problem. Not to be confused with Math Anxiety.

Leo:I no like math
Josh:Ihatemath syndrome?
Leo:Oh Yea!

by LEOGEO November 15, 2009

BAMF syndrome

A syndrome in which people are too awesome to care. They drink awesome shooters. Listen to awesome music. and then just sit around and soak up eachothers awesomeness.

man, we must have BAMF syndrome...errybody be hatinn'

by ibeballin January 15, 2011