estonian surprise

after a drunken night of sexual debauchery being promised, and not upheld and then getting locked out of her room going to more condoms. After having to sleep in the hallway untill 7am after she woke up.as revenge, taking a shit in her bathtub and locking the door behind you.

After Vlad left her a estonian surprise, he totally ignored her in class the next day.

by theFearedBeard October 22, 2011

birthday surprise

1. when a man blow's his load on a girl's face, tits, ass, etc.

2. the jizz, spermy's, cum

Last night I was fucking this slut, then I pulled out and gave her the birthday surprise.

by BH October 9, 2003

St. Louis Surprise

The act of vomiting on someone unexpectedly.

Joe: Yes that's right I just vomited on you unexpectedly.
Beau: Damn dude, I'm gonna kill you!
Joe: No it's cool, that's a St. Louis Surprise.
Beau: Oh, right...

by Don Turgenson April 11, 2008

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Indian Surprise

The look of horrified surprise caused by being poked from behind by a phallic object, most often the penis of an Indian.

Right as the picture was taken, a smiling Kumar brandished his penis and poked Megan in the back. Although she could barely feel it, she still experienced an Indian Surprise that she will not soon forget!

by a3 October 20, 2007

fudge surprise

Sticking you thumb in your partners butt then putting your thumb in your mouth with the "Fudge" on your thumb

Frank stuck his thumb in bobs ass and then put his thumb in his mouth and got a fudge surprise.

by lDjlSparks April 13, 2005

Possum surprise

when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.

I thought cindy was asleep last night until i woke up to a possum surprise!

by duke dynomite January 14, 2009