the pedo brodie goes on an online kiddy images bender and all his serotonin has depleted his balls to dry semen retching. loyal friends provide online suicide watch & pretend friends avoid him like the plague
by mrs tosser November 28, 2025
Get the angry brodie online suicidal pedo rager mug.This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
Get the Suicidal procrastination mug.They might be family but they don't mean you well they trying to turn you out, there making you look bad, are you that socially Suicidal, you will do anything to seem like you belong in that crowd, you're looking bad, especially when your trying to portray something different outside of those friends.
by BONEL February 15, 2025
Get the SOCIALLY SUICIDAL mug.Lilly. Dyes her hair every fucking second, walks around playing something in the way in her fag ass headphones or some suicidal shit she be listening to. A NEW DAY A NEW HAIR STYLE like no one fucking thinks you are cool bitch. Tells good people like @Taj to dig a hole and kill himself in it and do everyone a favour doing so. Like no one gives a shit about your suicidal, demon/ Satan summoning, emo, fucking bomb, crackhead looking ass.
by BIG NIBBAS IN MY ASS August 16, 2022
Get the Suicidal Emo mug.When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.
"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."
"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
by Myocardium July 1, 2023
Get the Suicide Edging mug.when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the a nigel suicide speed wank mug.Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner
by Mahngeat December 9, 2023
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