southie strawberry short cake

A practice popularized by Southie skinheads.

After a girl sucks ur dick bust a nut all over her face then punch her in the face till she bleeds. the cum is like the cake the blood is like the strawberry syrup

"Hey Mahky I heard ya gave Shannon a Southie Strawberry Short cake she ain't soon ta fahget!"

by tavisosullivan August 17, 2006

strawberry smoothie

1. The act of placing wet, engorged, strawberries between two sexual participants directly before orgasm.

2. The act when one male, alone in his room and incredible horny, shoves his genitalia into overripe strawberries in hopes of sexual satifaction.

1. Alex and Emmy did the strawberry smoothie last night.

2. Shaun, having been rejected by his girlfriend, Pargret Mrogin, sought to complete the strawberry smoothie in hope of relieving his blue balls.

by TheSex_Corner June 17, 2009

Strawberry Alarm Clock

When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.

It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.

by Steven11242 March 26, 2011

strawberry

When a men eats out a womens vagina when she has her period

I gave her a strawberry last night

by playahotty May 31, 2007

brazilian bendy straw

the act of sucking out vaginal fluids with a bendy straw and mixing them with lime, then drinking

shall i give you a brazilian bendy straw?

by boris von klemp February 3, 2008

spinning straws

to be extremely excited for something; to be hype as fuck

"Dude, you excited for the party this weekend?"

"Hell yeah, bro, I'm spinning straws!"

by Aspectofbane May 1, 2013

Strawberry Clock Version 2

The second coming of Strawberry Clock, the King of the Newgrounds.com portals. Hails the original Strawberry Clock (Version 1) all the time.

If the original Strawberry Clock is God, Strawberry Clock V2 is Jesus.

by Daniel Green August 6, 2003