circumcised soldier

When a soldiers dick got blown off in combat

My wife left me because I’m a circumcised soldier

by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025

Turd Sled

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet

Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl

by Darkmuff March 24, 2025

true soldier

someone who is not afraid to get blood on their sword if you know what i mean

dylan: yooo i went to norah’s last night

jack: bro isn’t she on her period

dylan: yeah but im a true soldier idc

by i’m kinda smart. May 5, 2025

Cock soldier

Someone (usually a man) who craves male attention, acceptance, and praise to the point of degrading himself and others. Often single and prone to blaming others for their self-pitying behavior.

Don’t bother, he’s a cock soldier. He gets no bitches lol

by Ibltst May 8, 2025

cock soldier

A misogynistic male worshiper who shames other men for being decent human beings

1. She’s not gonna let you hit bro”

“Dude I just said abuse is bad ??? At ease cock soldier”
2. He called his friend a ‘beta’ for holding his girlfriend’s hand—promotion incoming for this loyal cock soldier.

3. “You let her post you? You’re done for, bro.”
“And you post gym selfies hoping your bros will comment ‘king.’ March on, cock soldier.”

by Tom75289 May 8, 2025

Slowsilver Soldier

Someone who closely follows and personally relates to music created by musicians in the slowsilver03 collective. This originally was glaive, kurtains, osquinn, wido, aldn, and more. However, nowadays the term is mostly used just by glaive & kurtains.

This term can be used as a way to describe your lifestyle. If you live as a slowsilver solider, you may deal with many mental battles(particularly relating to ones heard in songs from glaive or kurtains), and use the term as a way to cope.

Slowsilver Soldier til I go.

"I am a slowsilver soldier"
or
"slowsilver soldier til i go"

by frukisface August 11, 2025

Scarlet Sled Team

A slang term for two or more people who've both earned "red wings" (performed oral sex during menstruation) with the same partner- essentially Eskimo brothers by way of period-based hookup.

Dude, I just realized me and Jake are on the Scarlet Sled Team after that party...awkward.

by le_egavas September 7, 2025