Timothy The Spider

That one STUPID entity in doors that always jumpscares you when you least expect it.

Hmm alright some drawers? Time to loot!
Timothy The Spider: BOOOOOOO!
AAAAAA! FUCK YOU TIMOTHY

by memeaddictive2 June 17, 2023

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waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.

I need to waterboard a spider

by floydtaylor September 26, 2023

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The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.

Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat

by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021

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when she is deep throating you and you cum and she doesn't swallow but lows it out her nose

Cant wait to see her doing the dumpsters spider nose

by SIayer69 February 04, 2022

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A person you believe to be hot/cute/good-looking but is not. Usually used when texting or talking online with a stranger or a friend's friend.

"So I heard Dave has been texting some new girl?"
"He was until he found out she was a spider in a honeycomb."
"Oh....sucks to be him."

by allthewayfrom1886 December 04, 2011

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