Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
Get the two hand slammug. The act of having 4 orgasms in the four "glandular" zones of a woman all in one session. Namely. Vagina, Bum, mouth and tits.
Man. That bitch was so hot. By midnight I'd hit a Gland Slam and was headed for home. No extra innings!
by Mr. Balonium October 26, 2010
Get the Gland Slammug. A sentence that describes an situation which causes you to "hop out of the car in rage wanting to slam your moms car door behind you."
*Pulls up to house after argument* You get out the car, but as you're getting out you hear an angry mom say "Slam that mf door if u want too ! BOY ITS GON' BAD FOR YOU!"
by KB__KiLLA April 20, 2022
Get the Slam that mf door if u want too !mug. by bigbumbaclat March 7, 2024
Get the wickedest slammug. by Swag_Master_OG October 15, 2013
Get the Bra slam.mug. also accepted as "wickedest slam"
(alternate versions to the sexual implication)
1. to win an argument and prove a point with absolute authority
2. that cool, hip, upcoming prison
3. a malefic poetry competition. a verse tornado that ravishes the audience and brands a mark on the contestants. pure poetry! right?
4. although, old, that Onyx song
(alternate versions to the sexual implication)
1. to win an argument and prove a point with absolute authority
2. that cool, hip, upcoming prison
3. a malefic poetry competition. a verse tornado that ravishes the audience and brands a mark on the contestants. pure poetry! right?
4. although, old, that Onyx song
Doug: in his show, John Oliver did a wicked slam on the wicked US slam system. “Disgusted, busted”! (quoting Onyx), horrible reality. Last Weeks Tonight is bite-size activism poetry spoken with charismatic sarcasm, hard to beat there. how did i even hear about it, all the way up in Romania, all the way back in 2015? oh, yeah, thanks, HBO, for sponsoring!
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
Get the wicked slammug. by MISTER MlSTER October 4, 2023
Get the Slam Manmug.