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Deep Sea Snorkling

when a man is sleeping and another man puts his balls on his eyes and rubs his dick down his chin so that it looks like the sleeping man is wearing goggles and a snorkel. then dick smack him vertically and yell BUDWEISER!
Dan went Deep Sea Snorkling last night and almost drowned.
by ADDDvice July 10, 2010
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.
by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021
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sea fist

The act of a man on a boat who is using a rubber fist for anal satisfaction and easy bait.
Man I'm glad I'm using my sea fist I would never be able to shit without it and it works as a bait maker fish love poop
by Quote handler February 15, 2022
mugGet the sea fistmug.

Deep sea nuke

Is when you propel shit out your ass underwater at the speed of sound and the shit jumps up over the waters surface creating a shitstorm
"Dude dont go in the water i just dropped a deep sea nuke"
"Oh Yeah i see the shitstorm dude"
by Deep sea NUKER October 22, 2018
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Sea bitch

They're called sea bitches because we should have seen those bitches coming. Best described as white people who traveled the fucking ocean to commit mass genocide while stealing the land of the native Americans.
"Immigrants are stealing our jobs and ruining this country!" Well you sea bitches stole the lives and land of the Native Americans first so what now Becky?
by Salty bich April 19, 2018
mugGet the Sea bitchmug.

Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014
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