ROFLIT

Rolling on the floor laughing in tears

OMG that's funny! ROFLIT!

by inspectnowb42 June 8, 2010

roflshiv

verb: to roll on the floor laughing so hard that you vomit
(rolling on floor laughing so hard i vomit)

i roflshived all over my dog when i heard you say this
that was such a roflshiving moment
you just made me roflshiv
you are a roflshiver

by Jallybean April 19, 2010

ROFLWSSATTY

Rolling On Floor Lauging While Still Somewhat Able To Text You

Conversation via text,

James: hey wasn't that act Miranda put on last funny?

Daniel: yeah that was hilarious she was trying to act like a stripper while drunk she almost got naked until they kicked her out!

James: ROFLWSSATTY!!!

by JAHU124 May 7, 2010

roflshtmpbthaints

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that my pelvis begins to hurt and I need to stop.

dude 1: hey u wanna hear a joke?
dude 2: yeah. wat is it?
dude 1: poop.
dude 2: ROFLSHTMPBTHAINTS!!!!!!!

"aww dude, my pelvis still hurts from the time i was roflshtmpbthaintsing last night"

by jimjams5 May 16, 2010

ROFLMFAOBIHNETD

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Because I Have Nothing Else To Do

1)Bob: My girlfriend dumped me last night for having shit stains.
Joe:ROFLMFAOBIHNETD!!!

2)Bitch: What the fuck are you doing?!
Joe:ROFLMFAOBIHNETD, bitch!

by TV3922 July 22, 2010

rofljizz

Same meaning as lolgasm.
Laughing so hard you could cream in your pants ;

*majorly overweight chick in a zebra bodysuit rides past on a motorbike*

one guy: dude, i'd tap that
another: ROFLJIZZ.

by ibelieveyouliaar March 19, 2011

Roflwalrus

When someone makes such an epic fail, does something so amazingly stupid, or something that's along the lines of "rofl", "roflcopter", "roflstomp" etc., but the situation is so large that it demands for a gigantic mammal's name to be incorporated.

Friend: (reading a pick up line) "I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness." Well, then you better stay away from the chocolate fountain, buddy.
You: ROFLWALRUS!

by uhlissaplusajay April 1, 2011