Oliver always drives a BMW E39, which is full of problems, and often very ugly. Oliver always get insulted in group chats and have never tasted pussy.
by Ladykiller89 February 18, 2022
Often referred to as a cat but that is not true. He is a guy who can only tell three lies at a time (maximum) but loved to listen to other people’s drama. He likes to help. Hates maverick mercy. And hates being abusing by T0m. If you can, help saving Oliver from becoming extinct because if T0m’5 all around the world. Thank you for your help. And also Oliver is awesome!
Where’s Oliver.
Not being referred to as a cat.
No actually.
Fine, I think he’s sick.
Today was a crazy day.
And...
I gotta text him the drama.
K.
Yup.
Don’t forget to keep him alive from the evil abusing T0m’5.
Will do.
C U L8r.
Not being referred to as a cat.
No actually.
Fine, I think he’s sick.
Today was a crazy day.
And...
I gotta text him the drama.
K.
Yup.
Don’t forget to keep him alive from the evil abusing T0m’5.
Will do.
C U L8r.
by Pillow Chase Moiiii January 04, 2018
A trans boy who happens to need I name and choose this one cute kind brilliant hansome funny stupid who is bullied constantly likes stuffies and pastel things and would make an amazing bf and I great noble trust worthy amazing friend
by Cute wittle wolf prince olly December 15, 2019
The name of someone who contributes little to nothing to a group chat. Olivers tend to sit around all day just viewing things like little weasels. A nuclear strike could be happening but guaranteed an Oliver will just be waiting around, anticipating someone to type something.
Person 1: "Look at this fella, just viewing our messages"
Person 2: "Oh my giddy gosh, he's such an Oliver"
Person 3: "Oh wow, look at Insert name here, he's so cool and the ladies love him, he messages back in the group and doesn't sit back and watch like an absolute wally"
Person 2: "Oh my giddy gosh, he's such an Oliver"
Person 3: "Oh wow, look at Insert name here, he's so cool and the ladies love him, he messages back in the group and doesn't sit back and watch like an absolute wally"
by Randombigmusclesscaryman August 03, 2022
A person who is awesome and has a minuscule ego. People often get his name wrong because of how hard it is to utter such a magnificent name.
Person: Oh, you're Jenny, right? You're so awesome!
Oliver: I know its hard for you to comprehend, but my name is actually Oliver. Thank you though.
Oliver: I know its hard for you to comprehend, but my name is actually Oliver. Thank you though.
by HIGH_VELOCITY_CHICKENS November 21, 2021
Oliver is a smol, Scandinavian, blond guy, who probably eat obscure fruits when you aren’t looking. Such as: dragon fruit,
Plantains, entire pineapples, Lemons, limes and many more. Oliver is a guy who LOVES sweets & soda, bacon, soda flavored Sweets, sweet flavored soda, sweets flavored bacon, bacon flavored sweets, soda flavored bacon, bacon flavored soda and many, many, many more.
(Yes, all of those things I listed are real. Oliver has tried them all.)
Plantains, entire pineapples, Lemons, limes and many more. Oliver is a guy who LOVES sweets & soda, bacon, soda flavored Sweets, sweet flavored soda, sweets flavored bacon, bacon flavored sweets, soda flavored bacon, bacon flavored soda and many, many, many more.
(Yes, all of those things I listed are real. Oliver has tried them all.)
by Hotel scootis August 19, 2020