Face Boner

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.

Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.

by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018

d'spiter face

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.

Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.

by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009

face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

toker face

An artificially maintained expression of sincerity despite the urge to space out and smile spontaneously. Similar to a poker face, except used when high on marijuana. Required when the toker doesn't want his/her high to be noticed.

Dude, your toker face is so good! Your mom didn't notice a thing!

by myonduesp June 3, 2011

derpy face

A stupid and hilarious looking face often with an awkward smile or crossed eyes

"Look up derp dog to see an example of a derpy face"

by urbancow May 29, 2016

So face

"So face" is a play on the words "so fake" in relation to Facebook comments, statuses, and well wishes. It points out the pretentious, contrived, and fake information many Facebook users willfully exchange with Friends, or make public from their Profiles. Things like status updates on how they're feeling at any given moment; or that they're so busy or late yet have the time to update their statuses declaring this; or Happy Birthday exchanges between people who only get in touch once a year during their date of birth. There are many other instances of Facebook users feigning interest or positive support.

(You would use it just like you would use the words, "so fake,' but in this case, specifically to Facebook related actions). "She is so face!"; or "You are so face"; or "That is so face!"; or "Look what this person I haven't spoken to in years wrote on my wall, she is so face!"

by onthecouchagain February 22, 2010

Familiar Face

to "Familar Face" someone is to take an incriminating or embarassing picture and immediately post it on Facebook to embarass the person as much as possible

haha he can't drink, he'll be passed out in two hours. Make sure you "Familiar Face that shit.

by loaf-style November 13, 2011