An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
by obeywalrus December 20, 2010

by justagalbeingagal September 21, 2017

Std’s & Unemployment
by SMDave May 30, 2023

Same as "duck, duck, goose" except the word duck is replaced with beach and the word goose is replaced with bitch.
Basic rule explanation: Everyone sits in a circle except for the person chosen to be "it". They walk around the circle tapping the heads of the people saying "beach" or "bitch". The person claimed to be bitch then chases the person chosen to be "it" and, if "it" gets back to the bitch's old spot before the bitch, the bitch becomes "it".
This game has advantages over duck, duck, goose as a game because, unlike duck, duck, goose, the words beach and bitch sound somewhat similar to each other. The chosen bitch will have to take slightly more time to realize that they were chosen to be bitch, giving "it" a higher advantage in the chasing portion of the game. It also allows the person chosen to be "it" to call people a bitch and get away with it by saying, "I would have never called you a bitch if we weren't playing beach, beach, bitch."
Basic rule explanation: Everyone sits in a circle except for the person chosen to be "it". They walk around the circle tapping the heads of the people saying "beach" or "bitch". The person claimed to be bitch then chases the person chosen to be "it" and, if "it" gets back to the bitch's old spot before the bitch, the bitch becomes "it".
This game has advantages over duck, duck, goose as a game because, unlike duck, duck, goose, the words beach and bitch sound somewhat similar to each other. The chosen bitch will have to take slightly more time to realize that they were chosen to be bitch, giving "it" a higher advantage in the chasing portion of the game. It also allows the person chosen to be "it" to call people a bitch and get away with it by saying, "I would have never called you a bitch if we weren't playing beach, beach, bitch."
by CancerAndEbolaPatient May 1, 2018

by picklerick019 June 29, 2021

A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella
by imalwaysdown January 1, 2011

When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."
by McWritah July 26, 2015
