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bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels
Tommys dick taste like bagel nut
by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017
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Insanity Nut

when you have sex and you burst your entire full load of cum
Brett: Hey man did you do that chick last night??

Aaron: YEAH BRO! I busted my insanity nut on her! She was cover in my cum dude i was like a fire hose!!
by pussypounderbydick69 June 20, 2011
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panic nut

When your family gets home earlier than expected.
My family came home a half hour early so i had to panic nut.
by firedeadpool August 19, 2017
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nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races
Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot
by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018
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Nut Gusher

When you nut in a ravioli and feed it to your wife
by MR.NUTGUSHER February 9, 2018
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Floppy Nut

Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip
by Enjew November 10, 2016
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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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