Noodle fingers

When a guy or a girl is an expert in fingering

God, he has such noodle fingers, I came all over the bed

by Zorbinator March 6, 2020

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020

Ramen noodles

Very good, gourmet, fancy, and expensive food considered a delicacy to most humans around the globe.

I finally got to eat ramen noodles and feel like a whole new man. I laughed, and I cried.

by Maximum_idiot April 28, 2020

Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.

CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!

by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020

noodle bounce

In the game of golf in the time of the corona virus, slices of pool noodles are placed in the hole cups making it easier to retrieve your golf ball from the cup. This lessens the spread of the virus. This also causes the ball to bounce out of the cup sometimes. When this happens the player still gets the credit for "sinking" the ball. Attributing the ball leaving the cup to a "noodle bounce".

On the last hole Chuck was going for the par and his best score. The ball went in but bounced out. We told him don't worry it was obviously a noodle bounce.

by big bbbbbbb May 23, 2020

Noodle Pulp

Literally the pulp of a noodle, what you get stuck on your dishes if you overcook the noodles in boiling water.

"Did you seriously overcook those noodles? How do you overcook noodles? I can tell because there's Noodle Pulp stuck to the pot. They're literally the easiest things to cook..."

by HauptmannHans41 May 25, 2020

Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.

"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."

by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020