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ninja jerk

Stimulating a male individual without consent or notice, up to and including point of climax.
Last night when I was in bed, my girlfriend gave me a ninja jerk... I woke up with cum on my pants!
by Magic Butcher September 22, 2010
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fruit ninja

A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.
Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.
by Fischl4Life May 6, 2021
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Ninja Boat

A Ninja Boat is not to be confused with a Ninja Boot! A Ninja Boat is a ninja boot on a bigger less attractive female.
What Leafblowers are always on the hunt for. NINJA BOAT
by NinjaBootfiend November 15, 2007
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Ninja Noodle

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"
by Amberbamber123 January 26, 2009
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ninja rat

is someone' s girlfriend has got a fat hairy pussy
dave say's to sarah girl u got a ninja rat (a fat hairy pussy)
by simon bentley August 29, 2009
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ninja-sacking

an activity taking place amongst highschoolers, in which you...

1. steal someone's backpack while they leave it unattended.
2. remove its contents.
3. turn the sack entirely inside-out.
4. replace the items.
5. re-zip it.
when the owner of the backpack returns, they will most likely be very irritated with you. but they will get over it.
what are you doing to his backpack?" - "we're ninja-sacking it!
by ashleyvennum December 7, 2010
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Ninja Gift

Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.
"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"
by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008
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