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Mommy Time

A strange fetish when you act “naughty” infront of a girl and they need to punish you by sitting on your face or blow chewed up tuna fish in your face
“Oh Ally, I’ve been a very very bad boy today, you know what that means? Mommy Time!”

“Ok Cam, get the tuna and lay down in the closet while I get ready.”
by Mr Carey June 3, 2025
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mommy boobies

i nutted, i am so horny, please fuck me, oh yes daddy, oh yes
by sexpornboy October 17, 2025
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mommy tax

In her book 'The Price of Motherhood', author Ann Crittenden coined the term "mommy tax" to describe the economic toll motherhood takes on a woman's earning potential over the course of a lifetime. Even if a woman goes right back to work after having children, statistically she'll earn significantly less than her childless counterparts.
This 'mommy tax' has proven that having a child in your 20s may not be financially optimal. "My younger clients in their 20s and early 30s have a lot of debt," says financial adviser Elise Stevenson, president of Clearvue Advisors in Milton, Massachusetts. "College loan debt is such a problem for young people today – it's a noose around their necks. And as they struggle to pay it off, it's very easy to slide into credit card debt."
by Emotional Cruiser October 23, 2025
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mommy tobin

A wild species of racoon mother specifically found in the African rain forest usually a single parent with more than 2 young. In most cases the children nor the mother survive the non-harsh environment.
Ts is a rare case of a surviving mommy Tobin
by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy November 14, 2025
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Re-Mummlarization

The art of ABUSE via the medium of YOUR Mother
I wish to De-Semonalarize in YOUR Mother
by Edd February 12, 2004
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mini-mommycation

1- A short mommycation that takes place during some portion of a day; typically less than 24 hours.

2- An inexpensive mommycation that takes place during some portion of a day
1- While my kids were at school, I had a mini-mommycation at my favorite spa!
2- During my baby's nap time, I grabbed my fuzzy slippers and my favorite magazine for a mini-mommycation!
by The Mommycation Movement December 2, 2013
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yammy mammy

Like a Yummy Mummy but without any of the redeeming features. Usually a know it all, highly opinionated and oblivious of others. Likes to start sentences with "as a mother...."
This café sucks now, its become a haven of the yammy mammy
by Phantom Wood November 19, 2014
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